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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"were the enemies of the Party. Perhaps the rumours of vast underground"
(aahahaha, it totally sounds like cult propaganda)

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
nothing. stuff is too far away.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
i think i was watching part of degrassi NG when i was making dinner.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 11:07

back from perth.
no pictures.
i kind of suck for that now.
but it's not really my fault...mike stole my camera batteries...but he funded much of my drunkeness this weekend, so we can call it even.
a curse on go transit for not running trains out of appleby on the weekend.
a curse on the city planners of burlington for making brant so far away from appleby.

you just can't make this stuff up...

bus drivers in scotland are being given dna sampling kits to bring people that spit on them to justice.

wtf?

i mean...here's your update! or something! yeah!?

when we used to get nintendo games from PJs convenience store in perth...they were in these plastic cases and on the front there was this like, orange guy...or maybe only the text was orange...or something...but this orance guy like spiderman or something and he'd have a speech bubble and he'd be all "here's your instructions!" and it would have like, a 1 page instruction sheet on the back of the case...it was made by permastruct....

hmm, maybe i can find something about permastruct...
looking...
it turns out that PJs convenience store must have been the only place to ever use these things...

in any case they were really fucking gay but still kind of cool...
and i bet you couldn't look at the cover without saying in your head in a powerful superhero voice, "here's your instructions!"

yeah, but really...here IS your instructions? that's pretty fucking bad.....that kind of grammar can only come out of perth...maybe PJs invented those cases....yesss....

so fuck off.
tnat's an update you can bring to the bank.
whatever the fuck THAT means.

and God pointed to Student’s chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.