scooterboy.ca

I, personally, am quite unimpressed with the lack of pictures from zztop's new camera on his site.

I encourage others to express their dissatisfaction alongside me.

but i have to post this...

So, this bum is sitting on a bus. A few rows ahead of him, there's this professional looking man, and in the row ahead of him, there's this hot brunette. The bum watches as the man leans forward and whispers to the brunette, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

"What!?" cries the shocked young woman.

"Oh, I said, particularly nasty weather." the man replies.

"Oh," says the brunette. "Yes, it is". At the next stop she gets off and a redhead gets on, who sits in front of the professional man. A few minutes later the man leans forward:

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

"Pardon me!?"

"I said, particularly nasty weather."

"Oh! Yes." A few stops later, the redhead gets off, and a blonde gets on. She sits in (you guessed it) the seat in front of the professional man. A few minutes later,

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

The blonde turns around and smiles, "Your place or mine?" The two of them get off at the next stop.

Through all of this, the bum (remember him?) has been watching. It took the guy three tries, he thinks, but he finally got there. I'll have to give that a shot, thinks he.

At the next stop, a bag lady gets on. She sits in front of the bum. The bum leans forward and drunkenly slurs, "SHOVE A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS??"

The bag lady turns around, "What did you say??"

The bum says, "Oh, uh... PRETTY FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE, ISN'T IT?"

the two greatest words in the english lanuage.

default! default! default!

I forgot about this awesome sign...man, i love it...

in the interest of only saying things once, this is what's going on.

I'll keep working mon-fri at Tap until the 16th.

I'm working Saturday the 10th and Saturday the 17th in Toronto.

Then I do a week of training in Toronto from the 19th to the 23rd.

I'll fly to Calgary on the 24th or 25th, then start there on the 26th.

How I'm going to get my stuff to Perth, I don't yet know.

kieron - "when's amber gonna fix the fuckin' fridge?"

rob - "when her ass shrinks enough that she can suction herself out of her chair"

I haven't decided yet if this is funny or not. So until I decide, you can look at it.

scooterboy.ca has been moved to a temporary home at mikesdotcom.com. hopefully i'll be able to put a box together and stick it in the calgary employee colo.

also, i bought my plane ticket today. so i guess i'm really moving to calgary.

and for the first time in 7 months, i go to sleep without a pager beside my pillow...

how much do i NOT want to go to q9 tomorrow? so tired. but dave will be there.

i am going to do whatever it takes to reach this level.

"Seriously, the people that were doing it? They should have called it fatty-oke"
--amber m.

so my plane didn't crash.

and elaine was there to meet me right on time. her house is nice, and it seems like it will be easy to get to work.

thanks to everyone who came out in perth last night. especially to ali who risked her job (well, maybe that's a bit of a stretch...i'm not sure...) to come and see me off.

okay, seriously, elaine's computer is messed. AND it's dialup. *shudder*.

/me breaks into belle and sebastian...
"ooohhh, get me away from here i'm dyin'..."

but actually i'm glad to be here.

there is a Jugo Juice in the same building as Q9.

it's RIGHT there. I could go right now. I would be there in 43 seconds.

I brushed my teeth this morning and it was glorious.

Mom: no need to mail me my toothbrush, turns out people DO use them in Calgary and they are carried at many fine retailers throughout the city.