Dear Katie Stelmanis,
March 7th, 2008Your guitarist is a douche. I don’t know if it’s a Yoko thing or what, but she’s fucking up the band. Do something.
Yours,
Concerned Fans from the Mar 6th show.
It’s that time again…
December 1st, 2007Maggie is the greatest beverage poet ever. Behold…

Ode to Nog
By Maggie McLean
I can swear no less than this:
Your creamy off-white bounty
is succor for my soul.
Fie! ‘Seasonal’ is a curse that should never pass my lips!
Though your precious rarity, like milky diamonds,
make coveting you all the sweeter.
May the blaspheme of expiry never cross you!
May your thick offering ne’er be mix’d with your wat’ry cousin Milk!
May your surfaces be only disturbed by the kiss of nutmeg!
Lo! The season begins!
this is not happening
June 7th, 2007a new-eehnnnn a-post, yeah
May 31st, 2007I honestly don’t know how to introduce this.
neat
May 8th, 2007The Leave It to Beaver prop man/woman is funny.
:)
April 14th, 2007
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
just click it. i’m lazy
worst. player. ever.
March 10th, 2007I just played a game against the worst chess player ever. (relax, MK, it wasn’t you)
Look how many pieces I took.
wow
January 30th, 2007save for the “life of the party” bit, this is a pretty accurate representation of the me in january 2007…..which is pretty depressing…

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January 28th, 2007The sign reads “WARNING - Due to overfeeding, some pigeons can become aggressive”
